Professional storyteller. Amateur troublemaker. Somehow always has the advantage.

Why solve a problem with diplomacy when you can solve it with music, charm, and an absolutely unnecessary amount of confidence?

The Bard T-shirt design presents the class as an enchanted dictionary entry, celebrating the adventurer who can talk their way into — and occasionally out of — almost anything.

In rich purple, the Bard T-shirt is perfect for performers, storytellers, charismatic disasters and anyone who has ever insisted that their lute absolutely counts as a weapon.

See also: seduction, inspiration and “I have a plan.”

• 100% cotton
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!