Professional storyteller. Amateur troublemaker. Somehow always has the advantage. Why solve a problem with diplomacy when you can solve it with music, charm, and an absolutely unnecessary amount of confidence? The Bard T-shirt design presents the class as an enchanted dictionary entry, celebrating the adventurer who can talk their way into — and occasionally out of — almost anything. In rich purple, the Bard T-shirt is perfect for performers, storytellers, charismatic disasters and anyone who has ever insisted that their lute absolutely counts as a weapon. See also: seduction, inspiration and “I have a plan.” • 100% cotton • Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²) • Open-end yarn • Tubular fabric • Taped neck and shoulders • Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!